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[we de opin di tim myuzik we de ple].
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[ilɛktronik wɔbling].
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[sɔspɛnsful myuzik we de ple].
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[dip rumbling].
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[dramatik myuzik we dɛn de ple].
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Oh, jeez, yu de du am. Yu land wi na wan mayn fil.
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Oh, na smɔl tɛm nɔmɔ!
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Apat frɔm dat, luk dɛn mayn ya, .
dɛn na pipul dɛn we bin de trade trade.
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- Dɛn go mɔs nɔ ivin go ɔf igen.
- [we yu de klik].
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[de ala, de blo].
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[jazzy myusik we de ple].
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A shɔ se dat na bin di las wan pan dɛn.
Kam ya! Wi gɛt sayɛns fɔ du!
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[rɔbɔt 1] Yɛs. Wan dip sɔv we dɛn du
di mɔtalman we bin de afta di apɔkalips
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kin mek wi no bɔt impɔtant tin dɛn we wi dɔn lan
fɔ wi nascent mashin kɔlchɔ
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bɔt aw fɔ liv.
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Rayt, .
ɔ blo wi bɔt dɛn we de shayn to skrap mɛtal.
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[di kamɛra shata de klik].
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Ugh.
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[mi de klik]
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[ɛksplɔshɔn].
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[kɔntri myuzik we dɛn de ple].
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[krawd dɛn de ala].
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Wetin mek dɛn kɔl dɛn survivalist kamp
if dem jis ful wit pipul we don dai?
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- I tan lɛk se na lay lay advatayzmɛnt to mi.
- [robot 2] A no, nɔto so?
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Ɛn, akɔdin to mi
gud gud risach bɔt istri, .
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"Why-key-pedia," dɛn man ya
bin rili de luk bifo
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to di kollaps fɔ sivilizayshɔn.
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[robot 1] Mɔtalman bin tink dat wit fridɔm
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frɔm we gɔvmɛnt spɔnj
fɔ go to dɔktɔ
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ɛn inof bulɛt ɛn venison jɔki, .
dɛn bin ebul fɔ fɛn wan utopian sosayti.
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Wɛl, a kin rili si
ɔl di bulɛt dɛn, .
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boht usai di venison de?
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[robot 1] Mɔtalman bin de fɛn dia
fɔ mek dɛn dɔnawe wit dɛn, .
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wit ɔl di ɔda animal dɛn
big pas pusi.
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Yɛs. Mɔtalman bin de it snek.
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O!
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[robot 1] Dɔn dɛn bigin
we dɛn de reyd dɛn kɔmpin dɛn kamp.
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Dem no de aim out di winda dem
bikɔs di dia dɛn bin de kam fɔ revaŋg.
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[robot 2] Una man, una man, .
una man dɛm, una man dɛm! A bin fɛn wan blɔd pit!
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[robot 1] I nɔto blɔd pit.
Na jos wan primitiv booby trap.
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Wɛl, sɔntɛm naw, .
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bɔt dɛn bɔdi ya
bin gɛt blɔd insay dɛn wan tɛm
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ɛn dɛn bin chuk dɛn skin
bay spayk, trik, trik, trik, .
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tɛm wan bɔnch bɔdi, na dat mek blɔd pit.
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[bɔd dɛn we de fɛt].
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[robot 1] Fayn, na blɔd pit.
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Dis dudes, .
dɛn mek am tru wan mayn fil, .
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wan bɔnch waya we gɛt tik, kɔzin dɛn we gɛt gɔn, .
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na fɔ bi survivalist kult kebab nɔmɔ?
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[robot 1] At least dem day fri
fɔ gɔvmɛnt kɔnstrakshɔn.
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On a spike.
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Na tu spayk in dat guy in kes.
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So, di wan ol mɔtalman
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tray fɔ mek i pas di ɛnd
di sivilizayshɔn wit gɔn ɛn spayk?
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[chuckling] Nɔ, fɔ tru, nɔto so.
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Just the poor ones.
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[robot 1] Dɛn mɔtalman ya nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ mɔni
ɔ sɔshal advantej ɛn smɔl opshɔn dɛn.
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Bɔt di wan dɛn we jɛntri ɛn we gɛt pawa, .
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bin gɛt difrɛn difrɛn tin dɛn
fɔ sofistikieted sɔvayv strateji dɛn.
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[jazzy myusik we de ple].
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[bɔd de swɛt].
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Welkam to di wan dɛn we nɔ de sink
libertarian drim we na seasteading!
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[sigul dɛn de wab].
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Uh, dis na jos wan old oil rig.
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Yɛs, i fayn.
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Teknikli tru, bɔt bak, .
na wan neshɔn-stet we gɛt ɔl in pawa
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na di ay ay si!
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[chuckling] A tink se
yu geht salt na yu CPU.
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[robot 1] I nɔ de rɔng.
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We di ples bin fɔdɔm, .
sɔm jɛntriman dɛn bin tray fɔ du dat
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fɔ mek wan nyu sivilizayshɔn
na ples dɛn lɛk dis.
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Wɛl, dia nɔ ebul fɔ swim
krɔs di si, dɛn kin du am?
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So, wetin dɛn bin de tink se dɛn go it?
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[robot 1] Fish ɛn si grɛn, .
bɔt da tɛm de, dɛn bin dɔn de fishin pasmak na di si
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ɛn di it chen
bin satεrayt wit maykroplastik.
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If dɛn bin fɔ dɔn lan
fɔ it smɔl smɔl bidz dɛn we de pul di bɔdi, .
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i bin fɔ dɔn fayn.
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A go stik wit mi fusion bateri.
Tɛnki.
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[robot 1] Di wan dɛn we de wok na di si bin mek bak
wan ɔda big taktik mistek.
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Di pipul dɛn we bil di say dɛn we de na di si
bin mostly tek milian pipul.
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Wetin na ɛksaktɔli tek milyɔnaria?
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I rili tan lɛk rɛgyula milyɔnaria, .
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bɔt wit wan hud
ɛn kripul sɔshal wɔri.
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Dat nɔ bin ɛp mi atɔl.
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Jɔs lɛk wan teknɔlɔji milyɔnaria.
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[robot 1] Dɛn mɔtalman ya
bin tink se teknɔlɔji go sev dɛn, .
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so dɛn lɛf ɛni mɔtalman biɛn
wit di prɛktikal skil dɛn
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fɔ rɔn di ples.
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Bifo dat, dɛn bin abop pan ɔltin
to ɔtomatik ɛlda dɛn.
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Halo, mi na Elena, .
yu ilɛktronik sistead atɛndant.
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[rɔbɔt 1] Halo, Ɛlɛna.
Mi na mɔtalman we de wok na di si.
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Yu kin pul di fishin nɛt
so a kin it?
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A bin ebul. Bɔt a nɔ go du am.
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Kech yu yon fish,
yu disgusting mit-bag.
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[we i de gas].
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Oh mi God.
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[we de ple myuzik we de na ɛvin].
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Na dis say di rɔbɔt dɛn bigin fɔ tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt.
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Di kredul sɛf
fɔ wi pawaful sivilizayshɔn.
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Na... na magnificent.
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So if dis tech millionaires bin don bi
jɔs smɔl mɔ soshal inkluziv, .
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sɔntɛm dɛn bin fɔ dɔn sev?
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[sigul dɛn de wab].
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[ɔl tu de laf].
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Nɔ, dɛn nɔ bin gɛt chans.
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Dɛn bin wikɛd to rɔbɔt dɛn
ɛn afta dat, rɔbɔt dɛn bin kil dɛn.
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[i de laf].
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So lɔng, Ɛlɛna!
Ɛn tɛnki fɔ ɔl di fish dɛn!
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Chɔk pan am, skin bɔkit.
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[jazzy myusik we de ple].
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[ship de rɔm].
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[robot 1] Rɛkɔd dɛn sho
dat we di wɔl in ikɔmi
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bin bigin fɔ fɔdɔm, mɔtalman in lida dɛn
bin rɔnawe go na dɛn fɔt dɛn ya
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fɔ wet fɔ kɔmɔt na di chaos
dip dip wan ɔnda di wɔl
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ɛn afta dat, dɛn kin kɔmɔt fɔ mek wan nyu wɔl ɔda.
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[X-Bot 4000 de grɔmbul, de kray].
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Dammit!
Dɛn bil wan nyuklia fɔt we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win
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bɔt i nɔ bin de tink
fɔ instɔl layt switch?
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[de krak krak].
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[robot 2] Hol pan wan sek, a geht am!
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Luk!
Di las strɔng ples fɔ di big big pawa dɛn.
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[triuphant myusik de ple, de fade].
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Na wan bafa.
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[ilɛktrishɔn de krak krak].
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So, dɛn plan na fɔ sial dɛnsɛf
na mawnten ɛn gɛt dina pati dɛn?
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A bin tɛl yu, snek.
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[robot 1] Dis ripɔt se
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dat dɛn de sɔpɔt dɛnsɛf
di haydroponik sistεm dεm bigin fכ fεl
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we wan fɛns bin was dɛn fɔs tin we dɛn plant.
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Angri set in, .
ɛn di wan dɛn we bin sev bin chenj
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to sɔntin
dɛn bin kɔl "ɛkstrim dimokrasi."
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[ɔkestra myuzik we dɛn de ple].
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Wan man, wan vot.
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[robot 1] Di wan we win
fɔ dis ivintɛm ilɛkshɔn
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na bin di Sɛktri fɔ Ɛgrikalyeshɔn.
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Sɛt mɔt! Nɔ, fɔ tru?
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[robot 1] I bin de tu tu
wit wan let-havɛst '79 Merlot.
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Oh, di irony na delicious, .
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jɔs lɛk di Sɛktri fɔ Ɛgrikalyeshɔn.
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00:07:01,916 --> 00:07:02,750
[we i de swɛt].
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00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:05,125
[sniffing] Oh, dat gɛt wan fayn fayn nos.
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Ugh. Man, dis trip
de rili bigin fɔ mek a fil bad.
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Yu tink se ɛni wan pan dɛn mɔtalman ya, .
eniwe, sev ol dis?
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[dramatik myuzik we dɛn de ple].
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[X-Bot 4000] Hol di fuk op.
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Yu se dem go na Mas?
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Nɔto dɛn ɔl, .
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jɔs di wan dɛn we rili, rili jɛntri.
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Wet. A bin de tink
na dat di seasteads bin de fo?
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[robot 1] Dɛn wan dɛn de bin de
fɔ di wan dɛn we jɔs gɛt bɔku bɔku mɔni.
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Di wan dɛn we jɛntri we nɔ fayn
0.01 pasɛnt pan mɔtalman
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disayd se dɛn nid am
wan nyu planɛt ɔltogɛda.
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Bɔt wetin wi go se bɔt di ɔda 99.9?
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[bɛl de ding].
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[i de laf].
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I rili wɔndaful!
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[robot 1] Di elit dɛn nɔ bin de sɔri fɔ dɛn
to di tin dɛn we de mɔna dɛn.
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Yɛs.
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Okay, bɔt Mas?
I min se i dɔn day ɛn i nɔ gɛt layf.
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Dem bin fit tek
di mɔni we dɛn bin spɛn pan di spɛshal ship dɛn
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ɛn yuz am fɔ sev di planɛt
dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de pan.
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[blows raspberry] Wetin na di fun in dat?
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A et fɔ tɔk am, .
bɔt mɔtalman na di wan dɛn we rili bad pas ɔlman.
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[robot 1] Mɔtalman bin gɛt
ɔl di tul dɛn fɔ mɛn
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dɛn planɛt we wund ɛn sev dɛnsɛf, .
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bɔt bifo dat, dɛn bin pik fɔ gridi
ɛn fɔ satisfay yusɛf
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oba wan wɛlbɔdi bayosfia
ɛn di tumara bambay fɔ dɛn pikin dɛn.
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- As di mɔtalman filɔsofa Santayana wan tɛm...
- [robot 2] Hey, yu sɛt yu mɔt! Dat na tin we de mek pɔsin bɔri!
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Una man, a tink wan
pan dɛn rɔket dɛn ya we dɛn rili lans.
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Kam chɛk dis.
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- [ilɛktronik buz].
- [indistinkt chata ova redio].
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[chuckling] Ɔl rayt den.
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Gud pan una, mɔtalman.
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A de wɔnda udat mek am kɔmɔt?
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[triuphant myusik we de ple].
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00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,250
Udat yu bin de ɛkspɛkt?
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Ɛlɔn Mask?
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[i de laf].
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[myuzik de fade].
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[ilɛktronik wɔbling].
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[we de klos di tim myuzik we dɛn de ple].
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[myuzik de fade].